Natalya says.

My friend Natalya left a message for me on facebook. It was grammatically incorrect and it said:

"I wish u could see my outfit right now. I think that u would either really like it or really not. I brushed out my hair and have a huge fro, am wearing massive gold earings, I am also wearing a high waisted black mini skirt with these bright gold buttons, ballet flats, and an american apparell tank. I am going out to this alternative dance thing. I wish u were here to give me advise."

or rather, yada yada yada yada. ;)

I was trying to imagine what this outfit looked like and I thought it would be funny/amusing to draw a quick amateur sketch of her based on her own description. I tagged her on facebook. Hopefully she won't be too embarassed: